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THE ORIGINAL SNOT MITTEN

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

The funny but functional gift for the lady who spends wintertime in the great outdoors. If you’re out in the cold working, standing, running, hiking, or skiing, and your eyes start to water and your nose starts to run, what do you do?

Packing and using tissues is not convenient…and what are you going to do with all that snot-soaked tissue dissolving in your pocket? Carrying a handkerchief is cool...if you’re a great grandma...if you even own one. Hacking is disgusting. Sometimes effective, but always disgusting. There seem to be two options left: You can use your sleeve (very gross), or just let it run on to your upper lip and around (or across) your mouth and freeze in place (hello snotsicle). There were no good options…until now.

Introducing Snittens for Ladies, the Original Snot Mittens. A convenient, easy place to place your snot, tears, and sweat when you are outside in the cold. They are made of a proprietary material, designed to give you maximum absorbency and good thermal properties. The material is very durable and can withstand repetitive teasing and washing in detergent and hot water (please wash your Snittens after each use and before shaking hands with your BFF). They are built to absorb and built to last.

As a funny gift for women or a great gag gift, Snittens are entertaining and handy (no pun intended), and are a perfect gift for Christmas, Mother’s Day, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, but not 80th birthdays (Octogenarians should be somewhere warm and dry this time of year and not outside with the rest of us crazy people). Anyway, buy ‘em, wear ‘em and wash ‘em. Thanks!

absorbes 28x its weight in snot and tears
palm side for tears, back side for snot
Don't blow it
Snittens, tear mittens

AMAZON AND OTHER REVIEWS

Julie B

"At first, I got these as a fun joke! But I've heard you should never borrow an ice skater's gloves, and it's for sure the same if you're an outdoor cold weather enthusiast! I got these for my niece...a runner... She loves mountain trail running all season and these have been awesome for her! Softer then Kleenex and no need to tug out of your pocket. Just wipe that runny nose, toss them in the washer, dryer, and reuse! What a great invention! Thanks!"

AC

"The product, like most gag gifts, had the potential to have shoddy workmanship. However this turned out to be made with quality and was hilarious. The packaging was funny and the gloves had the potential to fit pretty much any hand size."

JC

"Quick delivery!!! Wife loves them Ha Ha Ha They are actually functional and kinda fun!!! Thank Heavens for washing machines!!! This will be our gag GIFT."

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25 Ideas for The Hiker in Your Life

Snittens are an amusing gift that is perfect for those who are not deterred by cold weather hiking adventures. They are designed to absorb over 28 times their weights in snot and tears that may form while hiking in cold weather.


Even if your favorite hiker does not use these in the field they are a fun little gift that is sure to get a laugh out of them.


They will keep your hands warm and dry and help you wipe that unpleasant runny nose without removing your hands from the warmth. With snittens, there is never a reason to stop your hike just to dig out a tissue to blow your nose. Who wouldn’t love a pair?


Even if they don’t use them, they are sure to get a smile from them.


-outdoorsmagazine.net

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