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THE ORIGINAL SNOT MITTEN

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

The funny but functional gift for the guy who spends wintertime in the great outdoors. If you’re out in the cold working, standing, running, hiking, or skiing, and your eyes start to water and your nose starts to run, what do you do?

Packing and using tissues is not convenient…and what are you going to do with all that snot-soaked tissue dissolving in your pocket? Carrying a handkerchief is cool…if you’re a great grandpa…if you even own one. Hacking is disgusting. Sometimes effective, but always disgusting. There seem to be two options left: You can use your sleeve (very gross), or just let it run on to your upper lip and around (or across) your mouth and freeze in place (hello snotsicle). There were no good options…until now.

Introducing Snittens, the Original Snot Mittens. A convenient, easy place to place your snot, tears, and sweat when you are outside in the cold. They are made of a proprietary material, designed to give you maximum absorbency and good thermal properties. The material is very durable and can withstand repetitive teasing and washing in detergent and hot water (please wash your Snittens after each use and before shaking hands with your bro). They are built to absorb and built to last.

As a funny gift for men or a great gag gift, Snittens are entertaining and handy (no pun intended), and are a perfect gift for Christmas, Mother’s Day, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, but not 80th birthdays (Octogenarians should be somewhere warm and dry this time of year and not outside with the rest of us crazy people). Anyway…buy ‘em, wear ‘em and wash ‘em. Thanks!

snotsicle, when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin' thang! i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a brass toilet seat. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo. Dan Warhead
Flexible Tines, It's good to be flexible
palm side for tears, back side for snot
Don't blow it
Snittens, tear mittens

AMAZON AND OTHER REVIEWS

Andrea S.

"I got these as a gift and my dad just freakin loved them. He called me right away to let me know he already "broke them in" and was planning to show his friends at a Christmas party later that day. A fun gift for those with a sense of humor. Oh, and the plus side is they are super soft and comfy, so they're functional (according to my dad, at least) as well as punny."

Margaret Jasper

"I'd like to blame my runny nose on the cold winter mountains, but, to be honest, I've become a geezer and, apparently, a runny nose now comes with the territory. My gloves had become gross on their own, but the real Snittens are made of an absorbant and easily washable material. My senior friends found them to be hysterical and I'm just happy to have them. A great idea and product."

Fyreflly

"I got these mittens as a funny gift for my nephew. He thought they were hilarious. Don’t really want to know if he used them for the stated purpose but they were a hit."

FisherGR

"I got these for my husband, an avid outside runner in the Midwest, as a funny Christmas gift. He absolutely loves them. They “do their job” well and wash up beautifully."

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Top 10 Best Gifts for Skiers

"All skiers will understand that runny noses on the slopes are a very real problem, often resulting in snotty gloves and sleeves. This invention is genius, giving skiers and snowboarders a convenient and functions place to collect the results of a very runny nose. They have maximum absorbency and great thermal properties, keeping you warm. The durable fabric can withstand many trips through the wash."

-heavy.com

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